Kester (naky farmer) Takayama says about himself :-

Kester Takayama has been an almost perfectly normal male human for nearly 18 years. Kester's short life has this far not been uneventful. In 1989 he was a stunning omission from Dolly Magazines hottest guys of all time and then in 1992 he narrowly missed out on winning a Nobel Prize when he failed to find a cure for cancer. However his life has not been completely made up of near misses; on July 7th 1995 he was elected bell monitor, a position he was to hold on two other occasions.

For some time Kester has been interested in the environment. But that all changed when he ventured into his twin brother's room and experienced "the environment" first hand. He has many hobbies that he partakes in, some of which are actually legal (except in Tasmania, just kidding. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just not the way I am).

One day he would like to be in charge of a TV station, so he could show random pictures of slugs whenever Phillip Rudock is on. He is also currently writing the Kesterist Manifesto, a work that will create a truly fair society and put an end to anti-Tasmanism (And also give a strong boost to the meat pie industry).

Kester was able to write a magnificent second part to his introduction. But, while Tasmania is the most beautiful place on the planet, it does not have the most efficient electricity provider. However he does recall that the lost masterpiece did contain the word ingenious spelt correctly first time.

He would like to see the person that came up with the idea of calling the general group at NYSF Heisenberg seriously punished.

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